The new Facebook sucks, Vol. LXV

I gotta admit, I'm shocked you're on Facebook. I'm going to find you by searching groups for "Obama is leading us all to hell."

I've tried the home thing too, and you're right, it's a beast when you've gone more than, oh, one hour without checking, since there's crap like "Old Tony has chosen his five favorite Presidents" and "spnited has chosen his five favorite moments fucked up by Aaron Heilman."

I don't get why people fuck with what already works so well.

 

pall just isn't cool enough to have friends.

 

That concept is applicable to an endless number of subjects.

 

You're cool?

 

I am not cool. I have just 87 friends.

 

The applications can be blocked. Go the right-hand side of the line at the top of each entry and a magic menu appears that says "Hide" with a down arrow; click that to pop up the menu which lets you block the person or the application.

That way people don't have to see some crap like BYH has picked his five favorite Night Ranger songs anymore.

 

Night Ranger had five songs?

 

I was more surprised that BYH only has five favourite Night Ranger songs.

 

I like how the chat function lies to you about how many friends are actually available to chat. It might say three, but you click on it and two disappear immediately or were they ever there at all?

 

They knew you were coming.

 

There's something poetic about someone called NoOneLikesUs complaining that his friends are disappearing.

 

This is so two months ago.