The NBA is

The game I watched last night there was ZERO D; except of course, the one-on-one defence. But, maybe you're right, it's better than it was.

 

Lacking offensive rebounders? That's a criticism I've never heard before. I think Dwight Howard, Ben Wallace, Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan, Tyson Chandler, Shawn Marion and Elton Brand would be among those who would disagree.

 

ESPN fixed that last night.

If the fucktards at Bristol keep it up -- Spurs and Cavs tomorrow night, BTW -- I'll be sick of the dude (excluding his "Business LeBron" alter ego) by Thanksgiving.

 

I'm pretty lukewarm about the NBA right now, but enjoy the NBA studio crew of Charles/Magic/Sager and Smith more so than any other sport. They actually make me laugh and it's not unintentional humor...

 

... chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*! It's very refreshing!

 

Every time a shot goes up, everyone - and I mean EVERYONE on the offensive team - runs away waiting for the grenade to explode. It's ridiculous.

Then, when they do get to the "defensive" end, they don't help, rotate, double (unless it's to double Shaq or maybe a few other names).

Seriously, I like the NBA, but the college game is better.

That's all I'm saying.

 

... COCKDIAN-TASTIC!!!

 

I also like the college game, but only because the NBA has become more stagnant, not because it needs more defense and grunt work.

NBA basketball completely lacks the flow which once made it enjoyable to watch. Watch a game from 1992-ish or before, it looks like it's being played at double-speed compared to today.

 

...very popular among batshit crazy Asian dictators.

 

... something to poop on.