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The N-word

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    "DEAD HONKY!"
     
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    rack him, out
     
  3. Shifty Squid

    Shifty Squid Member

    Just for the record, this is a D_B ...

    http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/36738/
     
  4. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Never saw the first one.
     
  5. boots

    boots New Member

    What if you are at a party and the DJ says "All the Niggas in the house say Ow!!!" What happens then?
     
  6. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    CROWD OF WOMEN: [yelling]

    JEWISH OFFICIAL: Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.

    MATTHIAS: Do I say 'yes'?

    STONE HELPER #1: Yes.

    MATTHIAS: Yes.

    OFFICIAL: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...

    CROWD: Ooooh!

    OFFICIAL: ...you are to be stoned to death.

    CROWD: Ahh!

    MATTHIAS: Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

    CROWD: Oooooh!

    OFFICIAL: Blasphemy! He's said it again!

    CROWD: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...

    OFFICIAL: Did you hear him?!

    CROWD: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...

    WOMAN #1: Really!

    [silence]

    OFFICIAL: Are there any women here today?

    CROWD: No. No. No. No...

    OFFICIAL: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--

    [CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]

    MATTHIAS: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!

    OFFICIAL: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.

    CROWD: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.

    CULPRIT WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started.

    OFFICIAL: Go to the back.

    CULPRIT WOMAN: Oh, dear.

    OFFICIAL: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?

    MATTHIAS: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.

    CROWD: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...

    OFFICIAL: You're only making it worse for yourself!

    MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

    CROWD: Oooooh!...

    OFFICIAL: I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more-- [MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]

    Right. Who threw that?

    MATTHIAS: [laughing]

    [silence]


    OFFICIAL: Come on. Who threw that?

    CROWD: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.

    OFFICIAL: Was it you?

    MRS. A.: Yes.

    OFFICIAL: Right!

    MRS. A.: Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.

    CROWD: Ah! Ooooh!...

    [CROWD stones MRS. A.]

    OFFICIAL: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.

    CROWD: Ooooooh!...

    [CROWD stones OFFICIAL]

    WOMAN #1: Good shot!

    [clap clap clap]
     
  7. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    He said "The sheriff is near"
     
  8. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    I'm not in favor of curtailing free speech, even bullshit speech. Such measures tend to have bad, unintended consequences.
     
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