The most terrifying phrase in the world

"Dad, this is my boyfriend, COCKDIAN!"

 

Solid.

 

Here's the new uniforms. "Carbon" and "steel" are new Oregon school colors, apparently.

http://www.goducks.com/PhotoAlbum.dbml?ATCLID=3755462&SPID=233&DB_OEM_ID=500&SPSID=3383&PALBID=130143

 

The feathers on the shoulder and the helmet disturb me. The rest of it doesn't look that awful.

 

The feathers remind me of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon's characters from Dogma.

 

I typically cringe at whatever Oregon trots out on the football field, and I'm not a big fan of these, but I have to admit that the alternate "carbon helmet" is a guilty pleasure.

 

Yellow jersey is awful. The rest look OK.

 

You've just been bought by Journal Register

 

I can learn to accept the carbon helmet. The rest is god-awful, even by Oregon standards. It's like a 12-year-old designed these for his create-a-school on NCAA '09. No flow to the colors, the carbon numbers don't work with the gold jerseys at all, and since when is carbon/gray/silver/whateverthefuckthatis associated with Oregon anyway?
The good news is, Nike will come up with something else in time for the 2010 season.

 

so much better than the old crap....

 

"George W. Bush has been re-elected."

Wait. That actually happened.

 

"Freddy Adu, starting at central midfield for the United States."