The most terrifying phrase in the world

"Those headaches are being caused by your unborn twin that you absorbed into your brain in utero."

 

Here comes Heilman to hold the lead.

 

Maggie: I'm late ...
Danny Noonan: Late for what?
Maggie: For not bein' pregnant, that's what ...
Danny Noonan: Well, that's it then. We'll just get married ....
Maggie: Arrrggghh, that's the last thing I need. I don't wanna get married, Danny ...
Danny Noonan: Well, I'm still willin' to marry you.
Maggie: Well, t(h)anks for nuthin'!!! (exit stage left)
Lou: You're a good egg, Noonan. She needs you.

 

They're going with clear.

 

Detroit, Cleveland, whatever. ;D

 

Lou: Pick up that Kleenex.

 

"You're being audited."

 

Fixed for sportsjournalists.com. :-\

 

"This is God speaking. You are dead and Old_Tony was right about everything."

 

Would it be anal of me to point out that all these examples of "most terrifying phrases" are, in fact, sentences? Yeah, it probably would be. But if there's anyplace where I can be anal about that stuff, I suppose it's here.

My most terrifying phrase ...

"So, President Palin ..."

 

For a journalist, you sure do write good fiction. ;D

 

"It's time for your prostate exam. Our 90-year old nearsighted part-time nurse will be with you shortly."