The most terrifying phrase in the world

Ducks to unveil new uniforms

 

Actually, I thought it was, "You need to have a colonoscopy," but whatever.

 

I'm pretty sure "I'm late" would be further up the list than new Duck uniforms...

 

"We've just been bought by CNHI."

 

"You've just been traded to the Clippers."

 

Next to "I'm from the government and I'm here to help," that might be.

 

You've just been bought by Gannett.

 

"The boss and someone from HR wants to see you in the conference room."

 

First thing I though of was, "I'm gonna kill your kids."

 

'You're pregnant.'

'Oh shit, the condom broke.'

 

I was going say Detroit, but, OK.

 

I hope they go all out, criticism be damned and go with all bright yellow. Helmets, jerseys, pants -- all bright yellow.