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The most effective strike in history

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Point of Order, Nov 5, 2013.

  1. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    Wives of Washington D.C. take note!

    NBC News:
    Colombian women on 'crossed legs' sex strike over crumbling highway – and it’s working

    The women in the Colombian town of Barbacoas announced they were refusing to have sex with their husbands until something was done about a main road in severe disrepair.

  2. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Dog bites man.
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    There's an Ass Fault joke in there somewhere. I'm sure of it.
  4. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    The modern Lysistrata. You can choose the Aristophanes version (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/7700/7700-h/7700-h.htm) or the one by Utopia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn8Qw4WCeS8)
  5. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    SO, grasp the brim, you, Lampito, and all.
    You, Calonice, repeat for the rest
    Each word I say. Then you must all take oath
    And pledge your arms to the same stern conditions--

    To husband or lover I'll not open arms
    Though love and denial may enlarge his charms.
    But still at home, ignoring him, I'll stay,
    Beautiful, clad in saffron silks all day.
    If then he seizes me by dint of force,
    I'll give him reason for a long remorse.
    I'll never lie and stare up at the ceiling,
    Nor like a lion on all fours go kneeling.
    If I keep faith, then bounteous cups be mine.
    If not, to nauseous water change this wine.
    Do you all swear to this?
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    In a related story, lotion sales spiked today in Colombia.
  7. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Buy stock in Jergens and Kleenex.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Repped for real talk.
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Still undefeated.
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