The meat spectrum

The mention of the sea turtle reminds me of one of my favorite QI questions/segments:

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You didn't see Indiana Jones and the Awful Awfulness?

 

I think I speak for everyone when I say I'd eat the women first.

 

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I'd never seen that QI show before.
Tremendous.

 

I did, but I'd forgotten that part, a long with most of the movie.
So - nuclear blast and refridgerator in the movie, lead-lined cups and ball-eating not in movie.

I have to revert to the previous scenario: If I'm at the point where I'm eat human meat, I'm not going to sweat about the quality of the cut.

A little Grey Poupon, we're munching.

 

I've had up through #13. Not a big deal.

 

Here seems a good place to tell this story on myself.

As someone who grew up hunting and fishing, I have eaten about every type of game animal your can think of native so the Southern Appalachians (no skunk or possum). Squirrel is very good fried, made into gravy and served over biscuits or toast. Anyway, when I was in the Navy I had come home one weekend and gone squirrel hunting and killed several. The way you clean a squirrel is cut him up the middle to get out all the insides; cut off his head, tail and feet; then pull his skin off like removing a wetsuit. You can picture how what remains looks like.

I took the squirrels and froze them to take back to Charleston. One night for supper I decided to fix a couple of the squirrels and took them out of the freezer to thaw. While they were thawing, I might have had a shot or six. Well, they took longer to thaw than expected, leaving time for more shots. By the time the squirrels were thawed enough to cook, I was quite drunk and no longer hungry or in the mood to cook. Soooo, in my not clearly thinking state I opened the door and threw the squirrel bodies outside into the middle of the complex.

My guess is the next morning someone came out and figured Jeffrey Dahmer had moved into the building. Not one of my finer moments, but I'll own it!

 

This list seems ridiculous. I've never seen ostrich, but I eat gator weekly.

 

Move testicles and penis to No. 20 and I'll eat 19 of them.

 

I've had an ostrich burger. It was good.

 

The issue isn't what you have eaten but what you knowingly would eat.