The Major-Leaguer Just Down The Street

I thought my way of saying it was just more amusing (and consistent with previous posters). But, yeah, Sam Horn almost sold me a car.

 

Is this some kind of protest against Moddy?

 

I mowed a retired NFL quarterback's grass when I was a kid.
He paid well and let me swim in the pool a few times.
There was actually a room underneath the pool.
Ceiling of it was the glass bottom of the pool.
Coolest thing a 15-year-old ever saw.
Until I first saw a girl naked.

 

I once walked in on a current NFC starting offensive player getting a blowjob at a college party.

 

I've watched a Heisman trophy winner smoke pot.

 

Not him.

 

Yeah, but by then you were 40.

 

When I was 11-12, my buddy used to go to Texas in the summer to visit his dad's uncle; my buddy brought me back a Redskins helmet signed by Sammy Baugh.

When I was a 12 yr old LL (after having been an 11 yr old All-Star, and lead off on the championship team), coach tells us our CF is the little 9 yr old. At first my friend and I went what? Guy ended up a 1st round pick and MLBer.

Guy around the corner from me was an MLBer for 4-5 years; wife tells hilarious stories of their Japan experience. Bad luck, he breaks spring training with the Yankees; someone is a last minute cut, Yanks pick him up and cut my neighbor, then go on to win the WS.

 

I lived in the same apartment complex as Tim Couch my senior year. But I assumed we meant people who didn't suck.

 

Couch's wife is a pro's pro.

 

That's what Cade McNown said.