The London Olympics haven't even started and they're already the worst ever

Someone in London is going to get hit with a lawsuit in 2012 when they sell vibrators in the shape of those things.

 

Gotta admit, there is a certain resemblance between Kang, Kodos and these two abominations.

 

and look at the 2012 logo carefully.
It looks like Lisa Simpson giving head

 

I'm always curious about the thinking behind stuff like this, but they try to explain what the deal is. They failed.

http://www.ourlondon2012.com/mascots/about-us/#

 

I see it now. Thanks.

 

The one on the right looks like an early pregnancy test stick.

 

http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/tubbiesshop.jpg

Deadspin is running a photoshop contest...

http://deadspin.com/5543818/a-roundup-of-london-olympic-mascot-photoshop-fun-updates/gallery/?skyline=true&s=i

 

Kobe thinks they look dumb.

 

I think she's actually performing the blumpkin.