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The London Olympics haven't even started and they're already the worst ever

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JR, May 20, 2010.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Based on their friggin' mascots . I hope this isn't a db.



    And some of the Brits are already starting to eat their own.

    "What is it about these Games which seems to drive the organizers into the embrace of this kind of patronizing, cretinous infantilism?" asked British design critic Stephen Bayley.

    Fail on every possible level.
  2. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Why did they dress up two human beings like giant cocks?
  3. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    That was my first thought. The Penis Twins.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That's just rude and wrong.

    They're obviously dildos.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The one on the right done pissed himself.
  6. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure I want to know much about their sex lives, but the one has the silhouette of the face of the other right over its crotch.

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  7. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    What would the media write about during an Olympics if they couldn't complain about something?
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    In London? Not the food. That's for sure.
  9. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Nothing has been worse than "Whatzit?, the Atlanta mascot.
  10. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    Kobi of Barcelona was the last Olympics mascot that didn't suck. But London has taken it to a whole other level of horror.
    BTW, my daughter was in Barcelona last month and she reported stores near the main Olympic venues from '92 still sell Kobi-branded merchandise. That was 18 years ago.
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Clearly, Hondo has a crush on the blue one. Even though that blue she-penis has a vagina the size of Hyde Park.

    Hot dog ... down ... a ... hallway.
  12. king cranium maximus IV

    king cranium maximus IV Active Member


    You know, Whatzit/Izzy was an abomination, but you do have to admit that this thing perfectly captured the design aesthetic of the Teal Era in sports. So there's that.
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