The least marketable skill in America

I'm a little disappointed to hear there isn't a signature Grimace stance.

 

I love Google.

 

Is that a bowling pin?

 

Grimace reminds me of a right-handed Ty Cobb -- only happier.

 

Grimace is purple. Ty Cobb preferred to make others purple.

 

Isn't Ty Cobb now going by the name of Gary Sheffield?

 

What about the batting stances of Brian Downing and Charlie Hayes? Throw in Cecil Cooper and Jose Oquendo while you're at it.

 

I must say, after a look at his imitation, I'm impressed, and disturbed.

However, I must quibble with his Paul Konerko. He had him raising his arm in triumph after a home run, when a true imitation would be showing him slinking back to the dugout after striking out.

 

Is that the one where you clutch your hamstring while wincing in pain?

 

Trey, stumbled upon that last week; it's freaking great. I love his Victor Martinez and Hafner impersonations.

 

Only when I round third base.