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The latest in home defense (Hilarious!)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by three_bags_full, Feb 3, 2008.

  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I saw this advertised yesterday. A gun rack that fits between your mattress and box springs, allowing you quick access to your shotgun WHEN you're attacked.

    The best is granny racking her 12 gauge and pointing it at the door within a second.
  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Still doesn't beat the Canadian special ops ...

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    The Craftmatic Adjustable Shotgun.
  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Hopefully when you're with your significant other, you won't be shooting blanks when the moment arises.
  5. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    There's no chance for tragedy with that thing. No sireee.
  6. zebracoy

    zebracoy Guest

    So soon after Mike's post just seems so cruel.
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Wait ... Canada has a military?

    I keed! I keed!
  8. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    "What am I going to do, with a gunrack?" -Wayne Campbell
  10. That's why the ladies love him.
  11. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Shit, if we had that, my wife would've shot me so many times by now when I came home late from covering games. That's one of the worst ideas ever.
  12. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    A loaded gun at toddler height -- what could possibly go wrong?
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