The latest attraction at the multi-plex: No kids

Thank God.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-10-24-Movies_N.htm?csp=34

 

Hey, hey... Michigan City, Ind.!

Well, it's nice to see that a town where I spent years 10-18 of my life are giving kids less to do in that town.

 

I would pay twice as much for a ticket to ensure there would be no kids in the theater.

 

I have long dreamt of opening a mall that
1) does not allow unsupervised kids
2) does not allow strollers.
3) does not alow senior with walkers

I am all for this and am currently looking for a job posting in or around Michigan City.

 

All hail, Michigan City!

We are going shopping on Halloween night ... in the hopes that all the miserable brats will be out trick or treating.

 

I wish theater managers would ban parents who want to take children to R rated movies. There's zero reason for them to allow parents to bring three children all under 10 into "Kill Bill, Vol. II" or the parents who brought a 6-year-old to "Knocked Up."

 

I've been just as likely to be disturbed by 19 year olds and 55 year olds at a movie theater as 15 year olds. The problem isn't age. People just don't STFU during a movie anymore.

 

Or turn off cell phones or pagers.

 

They've got one of those theaters in the KC area. It's an 18+ place to begin with, and you can order drinks/food from your seat during the movie. It costs $5 more, but it's totally worth it.

 

And included in drinks are alcoholic beverages

 

KRAMER: "Well he said that humm.. you know.that it helps his pathients relax a little bit..and he's got a new polithy: Adults only."

JERRY: "Adults only?"

KRAMER: "Yeah!!!"

JERRY: "What the hell's going on over there?"

KRAMER: "Well you know its.. great. You know, no kids ..allowed. you don't have to watch your language."

JERRY: "You find you need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist.

KRAMER: "He..he... When they pull that needle out I let the expletives fly."

 

When can they start doing this at nice restaurants?