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The knave abideth

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    What if Shakespeare had written The Big Lebowski?

    On our most holy Sabbath I am sworn
    To keep tradition, form and ceremony.
    The seventh and the last day rests the Jew;
    I labour not, nor ride in chariot,
    Nor handle gold, nor even play the cook,
    And sure as Providence I do not roll.
    Hath not a Jew rights? Hath not a Jew hands,
    Organs, bowling-balls, Pomeranians?
    If you schedule us, must you not do right?
    If we step o’er the line, do we not mark it nought?
    The Sabbath; I’ll roll not, God-a-mercy.

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