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The "key" to wrecking somebody's vacation

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by RedSmithClone, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. RedSmithClone

    RedSmithClone Active Member

    I was so happy to get away from work and home for a week. Rented a place at the beach with my mom, sister and aunt. Great week of family fun, even with the rainy weather over the first two days.

    Then with two days to go I find this bullshit.

    I wake up, go to the beach and enjoy the morning and return to the cottage to make lunch. I run out to my car to grab something and all along the driver side of my car is key or knife markings. One spot looks like somebody scratched out a star, didn't like how it looked and then scratched over the whole thing to get rid of it. Then a little further down, every vandel's favorite marking of a penis and balls. Oh what classically trained artists we have in the neighborhood.

    Did I mention I just finished paying off the damned Durango last month. SOB!
  2. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Your mom always hated that car.
  3. at least there wasn't a bloody hook hanging off the passenger-side door handle
  4. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    they know what you did last summer.
  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Buy a gun.

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