The Journalist Assignment of a Lifetime For the Ladies of SJ

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/my_night_with_prosti_dude_LxwFH9NnMM0Mdo1KfHRdpK

In today's NY Post a female reporter goes undercover to "visit" the countries first male prostitute in Nevada.

 

Well, we've known what would save newspapers for years. And now it's happening.

 

That is the most pathetic thing I have ever read in a newspaper.

 

oy vey.

 

The least surprising aspect of this "story" is that dude is from Lawrence County, Alabama.

Apparently goats aren't considered "losing your virginity" in Hatton.

 

Say, "Pencil Dick," did you acquire your monicker because your name is Richard and you eschew pens?

 

Being a journalist, it's what my fellow hash runners dubbed me prior to the first time I ran with them.

If you don't know what a hasher is, A) Google 'Running beer drinking' and B) find a local club and participate in the next one they host

 

That was oddly underwritten for the NYP. I was more than slightly disappointed.

 

Sounds like the writer was too.

Seriously, what possible motivation does this idiot have for taking a shower with a male prostitute and allowing him to examine her private parts??

 

The reporter should have slept with him. Very shoddy reporting.

 

Hell, she got an 8 or a 9. I imagine her mother was really impressed.

 

Be funny if she now sues the Post for sexual harassment. Unless they had her sign a waiver.