The Jimmy Garoppolo - There's not enough O's to describe him - preseason thread

Then I'd expect the Cajun Cannon to be found naked in the pool at 3 am belting out Country Roads.

 

Classic. Maybe if there's video of Tom knocking out Gisele in an elevator.

 

NEW ENGLAND
Jesus Christ - QB - ques. - hand, foot

 

Donation bins and thrift stores must have nicer Pats sweatshirts than the ones Belichick wears.

 

Who asked such an idiotic question?

 

There's a fantasy thread for this! To answer your question, though, I like Anderson this year. The Broncos will use their running game to take pressure off whichever QB they trot out on a given week. Jones doesn't look to have much competition, but he's a fumble away from getting bunched and Gruden is one of the more pass-happy coaches in the league.

 

Mike Giardi is the most likely. Boston media hottake douchebag. Second most likely is some TV reporter who shows up 4 times a year to ask dumb questions.

 

In my group of NFL buds, I enjoy throwing out two teams not named the Patriots and Packers as Super Bowl pairings. It's become kind of a tradition of which sleeper teams I'll pick, with only one having actually made it to the Super Bowl (Harbaugh's Niners.) Everybody has a good laugh.

This year, I picked the Vikings and Chiefs...and I got crap because, well, that might actually happen.

 

Last season Jones averaged 3.4 yards per carry and fumbled five times. Next question.

 

Today is the last Sunday without NFL football until February.

 

It was Dave Brown, of the Concord Monitor. He's a buddy of mine, and he'll be happy to tell you all about how he spent the last 10 years trying to think of a question that would get a suitable quote out of the hoodie and he has finally landed his white whale with "Jesus Christ."

He's milking this for all the ego gratification he can get. Can't say I love how he's been making himself a part of the story.

I'm the reporter who got Bill Belichick to say 'Jesus Christ'