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The Jerk Store thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Johnny Dangerously, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    George Costanza is embarrassed at a meeting where he's eating a lot of shrimp. A colleague insults him: "Hey, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."

    He has no comeback -- until he thinks of one on the drive over to Jerry's house: "The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

    What's your worst moment when you froze up and didn't say anything? What's the comeback you'd say if you could go back in time and respond? Is your line better than George's? If you used it here, maybe it would be cathartic.
  2. Johnny Chase

    Johnny Chase Member

    Yea, well I had sex with your wife!
  3. Quakes

    Quakes Guest

    His wife is in a coma.
  4. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    No wonder she just laid there.
  5. NickMordo

    NickMordo Active Member

    The life support machine called...
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