The Iraq: Not Going Well

Wait. We're losing?

This is altogether worse than I thought.

 

Maybe a poor choice of words. Should I have said locked in a stalemate?

 

11 failed political benchmarks set by Bush for Iraq:

Rumsfeld was to be given exclusive Starbucks franchise rights for all of Baghdad.

"Road To Basra" to be made into wacky buddy movie starring Owen Wilson and David Schwimmer.

At least 75 percent of Iraqi cabinet posts to be held by board members of U.S.-based oil companies.

Marines to be taught difference between Shiite and shinola.

To make sure there is no sex in the Baath Houses.

Removal of Saddam video from You Tube.

Credit limit of $500 billion on Bush's titanium Amex has been exceeded.

Twins wearing matching "He Lied, They Died" t-shirts.

Hillary!

Baghdad Bob to be made speaker of U.S. House of Representatives.

Cheney caught at local strip club yelling, "Show us your face."

 

That is one quality post...especially the Baath entry.

 

In their defense, if Owen Wilson hadn't tried to off himself they would nailed No. 2

 

He does topical humor, too!
Well-played, aqb.

 

And yet again. Shocked.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/06/washington/06cnd-cong.html?hp

The commission, while praising recent improvements, still described the Iraqi forces as overly dependent on the United States military and it recommended “disbanding and reorganizing” the Iraqi national police force, which it said was plagued by sectarianism and corruption.

“It is discouraging that the President stubbornly claims his failed policy is working even as this latest report describes many Iraqi security forces as focused more on fostering civil war than on suppressing it,” [Senator] Reid said in a statement.

 

Now now JC, any fule kno Senator Reid just hates America.

 

yeah, but at least Bush stopped them there gays from marrying each other.