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The Internets -- Portals Back To The Future

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Jul 3, 2006.

  1. http://blog.wired.com/27BStroke6/index.blog?entry_id=1512499

    Remember, this guy chairs the committee that will regulate the Web, or hand it over to the telcom giants. It helps if you read his quotes in the voice of the Grumpy Old Guy from SNL.
  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member


    "I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially. I remember back when ... "
  3. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Oh my God, this guy sounds like a cretinous moron. They sent him an Internet (as opposed to an email)? I gots to get me some of dat!
  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    My internets is broken.
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Teh intranets suck.
  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Let's pull a Dilbert on this Alaska moron and give him an Etch-A-Sketch, tell him it's a computer and say he has to shake it upside down to reboot.
  7. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    The guy sitting in for Al Franken today kept playing the clip of Stevens and then pointed out, "Senator, if someone sent you the entire Internets, it probably did clog up things!'

    Another brilliant GOP mind!
  8. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member

    I've been telling anyone who will listen to me that the innernets isn't a truck, it's a series of tubes. NOW finally their lissening to me. The ducks? Cream cheese? I like a bonnet.
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

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