The Internets -- Portals Back To The Future

http://blog.wired.com/27BStroke6/index.blog?entry_id=1512499

Remember, this guy chairs the committee that will regulate the Web, or hand it over to the telcom giants. It helps if you read his quotes in the voice of the Grumpy Old Guy from SNL.

 

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially. I remember back when ... "

 

Oh my God, this guy sounds like a cretinous moron. They sent him an Internet (as opposed to an email)? I gots to get me some of dat!

 

My internets is broken.

 

Teh intranets suck.

 

Let's pull a Dilbert on this Alaska moron and give him an Etch-A-Sketch, tell him it's a computer and say he has to shake it upside down to reboot.

 

The guy sitting in for Al Franken today kept playing the clip of Stevens and then pointed out, "Senator, if someone sent you the entire Internets, it probably did clog up things!'

Another brilliant GOP mind!

 

I've been telling anyone who will listen to me that the innernets isn't a truck, it's a series of tubes. NOW finally their lissening to me. The ducks? Cream cheese? I like a bonnet.

 

GO TO WEB SITE!