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"... the hottest Arena Football team in the world ..."

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by mpcincal, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley will be co-owners of a new Arena Football League team in Southern California.


    The team will be called -- wait for it -- the LA KISS. Of course, they'll be playing at the Honda Center, so they might have to call it the LA KISS of Anaheim.

    Nickname's kinda too obvious for me. I would have preferred the Destroyers, Demons or Black Diamonds. Love Guns probably wouldn't have passed muster for family entertainment.
  2. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    "You wanted the NFL, you got the AFL ... "
  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    "God gave Arena Football to you. God gave Arena Football to you. End zone nets for everyone."
  4. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I am sure one of their big in-game promotions will be "Cold gin time, again".
  5. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Wonder how good they'll be if all they do is rock and roll all night and party every day ...
  6. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    If the KISS score in the last two minutes of the first half, it's Cold Gin time! Half off all gin drinks!
  7. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    "That injury timeout sponsored by Dr. Love! He's got the cure you're thinking of! There are no bills, there are no fees!"
  8. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    "Let's put the F in AFL."
  9. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    Gene and Paul are kings of bad investments. This will keep them on the road into their 70s.
  10. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    Another thought I had with Gene and Paul as pro sports team owners: If they had owned the Indianapolis Colts, do you think, instead of getting Andrew Luck, they would have drafted some obscure Division III quarterback and made him play wearing Peyton Manning's old jersey.
  11. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    LA is all wrong, the KISS team belongs in Detroit Rock City.
  12. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

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