The greatness of The Simpsons

Homer: So I said, "Look buddy, your car was upside down when we got here, and as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."

 

Just because the movie was on TV recently:

"That could be anybody's pig crap silo!"

 

Pathetic.

Buck cuts and pastes a long scene and he'll do another. And he'll do a word count and when he pulls ahead in mere weight of words - he'll jump in and declare Seinfeld the winner.

He's cheated before to keep his Seinfeld world view delusion going. He'll do it again.

If truth be told - Seinfeld couldn't even carry Barney Miller's jockstrap.

Pathetic.

 

Homer to Lisa: "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

 

Ned: "Homer, how do you silence that little voice in your head that says, 'Think?'
Homer: "You mean Lisa?"

 

I retype those scenes every time from scratch.

 

Is that supposed to make it less pathetic?

 

You don't win friends with salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

 

Milhouse: He said I didn't have a fish. But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

 

Willie: When you need help, just use your ... "Shinning" and I'll be there. But don't ya be callin' between 4 and 5! That's Willie's time!

Another Willie classic....
"There's nary a pooch alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"

 

"Hi, I'm Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."

"Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely."

 

Barney: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!
Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!!!
Barney: Okay, you asked for it, Boggs! [punches him out]