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The Greatest Inaugural Speech In The History Of The World

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Starman, Nov 20, 2006.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2006/10/10-13-06tdc/10-13-06dnews-13.asp


    I'm sure this is d_b'ed, but it's funny anyway.


     
  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    I'd vote for him.
     
  3. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    http://delightfultact.wordpress.com/2006/10/22/jay-bundy-worst-student-president-in-history/
     
  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    This guy's insane!

    http://146.186.194.36/archive/2006/10/10-18-06tdc/10-18-06dnews-13.asp
     
  5. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Man, that's awesome.

    The best part is how seriously these kids take this stuff. I love the people complaioning about him, I love how they actually think student government means anything other than to the individuals who think it's a big resume builder (and maybe it is?), and I especially enjoyed the current president cutting off the first question in that video: "What--" "IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE!"

    Bunch of child politicians playing with their toys.
     
  6. Isn't this the speech that the gay sister gave in "Election"?
     
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I was beginning to wonder if I was the only person thinking this...
    I'm betting most of these people are the doofuses who actually thought a high school's student council would be at all instrumental in making any kind of difference.

    "I promise to make this a better school!"

    How, by shooting yourself?
     
  8. Well, that seems harsh.
     
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    You're kidding, right? The doofuses who manned our student council can't even manage their own children nearly 20 years later. What makes them think they had a whit's chance of changing a damn thing of consequence while they were in high school?
     
  10. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Or they could have elected this guy:

    http://www.lookatmebeingserious.com
     
  11. Alma

    Alma Well-Known Member

    The guy never made it to president. The election commission trumped up some phony charges and took him down. A couple days later he was arrested for theft and brawling with cops. I read it on the Collegian Web site.
     
  12. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    "You voted for me, bitches. That was a bad idea."

    Hilarious. :D
     
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