The Great Gatsby! Now in 3D!

Here's my question. What in The Great Gatsby could be shot in 3D?

 

The Scarlet Letter -- now in Times New Roman!

 

Me, too. I watched most of "Avatar" with the glasses off because I would have hurled if I kept them on.

 

Watch A Tale of Two Cities in 3D! Watch as Sydney Carton's chopped-off head flies from the guillotine!

 

Crime and Punishment in 3-D. Axe murder like you're the victim!!!
But I tell you, there's an Oscar in it for the director who does Waiting for Godot 3-D.

 

I'm anxiously awating Pixar's Walden.

 

Now that would be a good Wii game.

 

I keep waiting for Basic Instinct in 3D

 

Recovering himself in a minute he opened for us two hulking patent cabinets which held his massed suits and dressing-gowns and ties, and his shirts, piled like bricks in stacks a dozen high.

“I’ve got a man in England who buys me clothes. He sends over a selection of things at the beginning of each season, spring and fall.”

He took out a pile of shirts and began throwing them, one by one, before us, shirts of sheer linen and thick silk and fine flannel, which lost their folds as they fell and covered the table in many-colored disarray. While we admired he brought more and the soft rich heap mounted higher — shirts with stripes and scrolls and plaids in coral and apple-green and lavender and faint orange, and monograms of Indian blue. Suddenly, with a strained sound, Daisy bent her head into the shirts and began to cry stormily.

“They’re such beautiful shirts,” she sobbed, her voice muffled in the thick folds. “It makes me sad because I’ve never seen such — such beautiful shirts before.”

 

Can never read about idiotic 3-D ideas without thinking of SCTV's "3-D House of Pancakes"

 

Good one. Yes, this movie just begs for 3-D because, you know, it's really not about the dialogue.

 

I agree. Imagine having Robert Redford throwing silk shirts at you.