The Gay Billy Jack

Billy Jack's first gay experience was with a local vagrant who called himself TigerVols.

TigerVols was a bottom. He gave Billy Jack a bottle of Crown Royal in exchange for the sex but insisted on keeping the velvet bag. TigerVols collected the bags.

 

The gay Billy Jack struck it rich by inventing scrotal mittens. These items never really caught on in the US or Canada but are real big sellers in South America - especially in Chile where they are marketed as Mitones de Escroto. Last year Michelle Bachman gave her husband a pair of Mitones de Escroto for Christmas.

 

The dad of the Gay Billy Jack was the founder of Interfenestration Advertising. This was the cutting edge advertising company that specializes in selling ad space between windows. The firm was greatly harmed by the advent of the Internet but has recently had an uptick in sales.

 

"And one tin boner rides away."

Hell of a pull, by the way, IJAG.

 

Who's that rent boy behind Billy Jack Haynes?

 

That's not a rent boy - that's a German lesbian.

 

It's Barry Windham.

 

I liked the German lesbian guess better.