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The "Funny Things I Overheard Today" Thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by YankeeFan, Nov 18, 2009.

  1. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    At Whole Foods:

    Clerk One: "Dude, you have no idea how many times I had to lie to my girl & tell her I was studying when I was really watching Battlestar."

    Clerk 2: "Dude, I don't want to get between you & your girl."

    Don't know why, but it made me laugh. The thought of the poor guy hiding his inner geakdom from his girlfriend.

    What did you hear?
  2. Unibomber

    Unibomber Member

    "nothing will satisfy your need until the steaming pie hits the table."

    Co-worker read this out of a story and I laughed until I realized he was editing my review of a local pizza place.
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