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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Nov 20, 2006.

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Who is your favorite regular Onion columnist?

  1. Smoove B

    5 vote(s)
    45.5%

  2. Herbert Kornfeld

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%

  3. Jean Teasdale

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Jackie Harvey

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%

  5. Jim Anchower

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%

  6. T. Herman Zwiebel

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I would have to go with Smoove B. He'll be talking about a romantic dinner, and throw in something mundane like "canned corn," or talk about sweet romance, then suddenly say, "Then I will hit you doggy-style. Damn."

    Harvey is a close second. Anchower is OK, but gets repetitive at times, as does Zwiebel and Kornfeld. And I just don't get Teasdale.

    Edit: Some moddy please move this to the proper board. Thanks.
     
    dooley_womack1, Nov 20, 2006
    #1
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    T. Herman Zweibel (the inspiration for Khartoum's avatar). No question. It's a shame they retired him, but I think The Onion's site as a link to all of Zweibel's old columns.

    Herbert Kornfeld's pretty funny, too. Actually, so are Smoove B and Jim Anchower. Never have liked Harvey and Teasdale, though.
     
    Chi City 81, Nov 20, 2006
    #2
  3. Lester Bangs

    Lester Bangs Active Member

    "We will have the finest ketchups in all the land."
     
    Lester Bangs, Nov 20, 2006
    #3
  4. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/26051
     
    Gutter, Nov 20, 2006
    #4
  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37327

    Also, here's Zweibel's archive ...

    http://www.zweibelmemorial.org/
     
    Chi City 81, Nov 20, 2006
    #5
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Fuck Accounts Payabo. Word.
     
    dooley_womack1, Nov 20, 2006
    #6
  7. Khartoum

    Khartoum Active Member

    Khar-who?
     
    Khartoum, Nov 21, 2006
    #7
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    YESS! That's what I was hoping for by starting this. He reappeared, if but for a moment.
     
    dooley_womack1, Nov 21, 2006
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