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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Nov 20, 2006.


Who is your favorite regular Onion columnist?

  1. Smoove B

    5 vote(s)
  2. Herbert Kornfeld

    1 vote(s)
  3. Jean Teasdale

    0 vote(s)
  4. Jackie Harvey

    1 vote(s)
  5. Jim Anchower

    1 vote(s)
  6. T. Herman Zwiebel

    3 vote(s)
  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I would have to go with Smoove B. He'll be talking about a romantic dinner, and throw in something mundane like "canned corn," or talk about sweet romance, then suddenly say, "Then I will hit you doggy-style. Damn."

    Harvey is a close second. Anchower is OK, but gets repetitive at times, as does Zwiebel and Kornfeld. And I just don't get Teasdale.

    Edit: Some moddy please move this to the proper board. Thanks.
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    T. Herman Zweibel (the inspiration for Khartoum's avatar). No question. It's a shame they retired him, but I think The Onion's site as a link to all of Zweibel's old columns.

    Herbert Kornfeld's pretty funny, too. Actually, so are Smoove B and Jim Anchower. Never have liked Harvey and Teasdale, though.
  3. Lester Bangs

    Lester Bangs Active Member

    "We will have the finest ketchups in all the land."
  4. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest


    Also, here's Zweibel's archive ...

  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Fuck Accounts Payabo. Word.
  7. Khartoum

    Khartoum Active Member

  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    YESS! That's what I was hoping for by starting this. He reappeared, if but for a moment.
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