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The face of Black Friday - a week in advance

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by poindexter, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    I'd be more shocked if it was a low-fat can...
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Actually, Black Friday is pretty cool.

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    And you know what would be an epic thread? "Black Friday With Smallpotatoes"
     
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  3. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    My goodness, is that a young Randy Riggs? :D
     
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  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Black Friday With Smallpotatoes

    "I've been in line since Monday but turns out this is a sperm bank."
     
  5. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Black Friday with Smallpotatoes:

    "I'd like to purchase a $100 gift card."
    "That will be $200."
    "OK."
     
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Black Friday with Smallpotatoes:

    "Man, I've been in this line to drive into the Best Buy parking lot for hours. The engine light is on, though, so I know it's running at peak efficiency."
     
  7. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Black Friday with Smallpotatoes:

    "I'd like to buy this iPad."
    "Would you like to save 10 percent today by applying for our Retail Rape Card?"
    "How much is the interest rate?"
    "38 percent."
    "Yes, I would like to apply for the card."
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Black Friday with Smallpotatoes:

    "My wife told me to stock up on invisible tape. How will I ever find that?"
     
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Back to OP's original hotties. From the folo story:

    "They said, 'You guys can't stay here. You guys look homeless,' " recalled Buckingham. "I mean, I may be trailer trash but I'm not homeless."

    http://www.10news.com/news/local-shopper-finds-new-place-to-line-up-for-black-friday-sales
     
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Black Friday with Smallpotatoes ...

    "So, I want this flat-screen."
    "Can we interest you in six months same as cash?"
    "Hmmm ... what's that?"
    "You don't pay anything right now. But in six months, you pay us triple plus 33 percent interest."
    "Can't I just not pay anything now, but make payments over the next six months so I don't have to pay triple plus interest?"
    "No, no. That'll fuck things up. Our, er, bank, doesn't allow that. You have to wait six months before you pay."
    "I'm not so sure about this."
    "Whew. You're a tough customer. All right, we give! What if we threw in a $5 gift certificate for the good green stuff?"
    "Sold!"
     
  11. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Black Friday with Smallpotatoes:

    "Can you tell me more about this tablet?"
    "It's a piece of shit, sir."
    "I'll take it."
     
  12. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    What are the chances Smallpotatoes has fallen for the "You need new muffler bearings. Go to AutoZone and ask for them." trick? More than once, I mean.
     
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