The face of Black Friday - a week in advance

http://www.10news.com/news/shopper-lines-up-for-black-friday-1-week-early



Looks like it'll take another week longer to find a cure for cancer since these two young go-getters are busy for a week.

 

She is going to wait 960 hours to save $500 on a TV.

That sounds like a fair working wage to some of us.

 

960 hours in nine days? Is she waiting outside the Best Buy on Jupiter?

 

You would think these two alone could keep Hostess afloat.

 

Holy fuck, what happened to my math.

168 hours give or take

 

And now you know why the rest of the world cannot figure you guys out. You're an enigma wrapped in a Twinkie--or something like that.

 

Sure it's not the opening of a new Ikea?

 

It's certainly not the line at 5-7-9

 

Does 5-7-9 exist anymore? I used to love that store.

 

I'm fucking shocked at the presence of the Pringles can.

 

I didn't know anyone went to real stores anymore. I figured everyone shopped online.