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The ex who won't go away (and won't/can't let go)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by alleyallen, Jul 13, 2006.

  1. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    You redneck sonuvabitch. That shirt was burgundy, or perhaps eggplant, but it sure as shit wasn't purple.

    The flowers were white, however, so I'll give you that.
     
  2. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Don't listen to Rosie, she's channeling your mom :)

    Bone it like you own it.
     
  3. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    Spaceman, don't make me ground you! ;)
     
  4. WHA73

    WHA73 Guest

    Tell her you have a future with JRC
     
  5. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Who wears an eggplant shirt? Where the fuck do you shop, Jonesy? :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Although I believe in the spoiled-milk theory, I have ignored it on more than once occassion.
     
  7. Double J

    Double J Active Member

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  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I laughed out loud at that
     
  9. joe

    joe Active Member

    Hey, you're SportsJournalists.com royalty. I thought the purple shirt was appropriate.
     
  10. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Yeah. She'll turn the most trivial question into a full-fleged, throw-down of a debate, complete with whining, wailing, anything to get her way, even though she knows she wasn't hurt in the least by the trivial question to begin with. Five minutes after the melee starts, it'll be forgotten forever. Miraculous recovery, or a great sell? You be the judge.

    Then you'll only be allowed to score once every 10 days or so. It's fun when it happens, because there's much celebration. You want more, of course, but she'll claim that you just don't get the 'beauty' of the relationship. The art is in the set up, not the act itself.

    Yup... a soccer-loving significant other sounds like a great time. Where can I sign up?
     
  11. Xsportschick

    Xsportschick Member

    Ding!

    And what Rosie said. All of it.
     
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