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The ex who won't go away (and won't/can't let go)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by alleyallen, Jul 13, 2006.

  1. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Things to do on Friday:

    Kill FirstDownPirates.
    Go to Ballgame.

    That is all.
     
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Just trying to fan the flames a little.

    I'll pencil you in.
     
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Sorry, alley, I'm just making stupid jokes.

    And Jones, don't forget to piss on the fire before you head to the game. Sounds like you're living in a tinder box up there.
     
  4. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Did I miss something? What's wrong with fire?
     
  5. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Just so you know alley, this should involve neither your ass or your mouth.

    It should involve zeke's.
     
  6. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Nothing, alley. I just hate when relationships are over-analyzed and written up like romance novels.

    You know what's the ideal relationship? A guy and a girl who are good friends and who like fucking each other.

    Find that, and you're golden.
     
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Or Boots?
     
  8. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Actually, that's sort of what Ms. Dynamo and I had at first. A sex-only relationship that developed into more.
     
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Jones, you want to go ass-to-mouth, you do it up in Canada City, and stay the hell out of my alley.

    And judging by the places you  get your libations, you'll probably pull the trick with some nice Polish girl. Just don't come crying to me when it burns when you pee.
     
  10. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    That's not a relationship, that's prom.
     
  11. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    That's our slogan: Prom Night, every night. Only without the tears.
     
  12. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    That's tears, as in crying, not tears, as in... um, you know. The sort that require stitches.
     
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