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The everything karaoke thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by forever_town, Feb 28, 2008.

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  1. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    I karaoke-ed "Everything I Do I Do It For You" to my wife and stepdaughter at our wedding. I put two grown men in tears. One of my groomsmen was laughing so hard at the awfulness of my voice, and my father-in-law was so drunk that he was actually overcome.
     
    kingcreole, Feb 29, 2008
    #13
  2. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    I once answered my cell phone half-way through a song.

    Everyone listened while I argued on the phone with a girl. I was a bit lit or I would have never been up there to begin with.
     
    Write-brained, Feb 29, 2008
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  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I swear to you that if I ever, ever, ever come across the B-52's, I will tear those torturous heathens from limb to mother fucking limb, and then feed those displaced, bloody arms and legs right through their big mouths until their Holy Grail-like torsos are unable to sing Loveshack ever again, and to maek them rue that they ever wrote that beastly melody in the first fucking place.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Feb 29, 2008
    #15
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Why's that?

    'Cause ... I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.


    Did you rip that off from a Bloodhound Gang track?
     
    mike311gd, Feb 29, 2008
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  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Speaking of that song, this straight guy (who knows I play for the other team, I might add) and I have done that song. Yes, I sing the Cher parts and he does the Sonny parts. It's hilarious because he's taller than I am, but it's funny for other reasons too.

    What's really funny is that he proposed the idea of our singing it. And after the first time we sang it, he's like, "we are SO doing it again." We've done it like three or four times.
     
    forever_town, Feb 29, 2008
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  6. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    The song, that is.
     
    fishwrapper, Feb 29, 2008
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  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Uh, yeah. Thanks for the clarification.
    :-[
     
    forever_town, Feb 29, 2008
    #19
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Don't hold back Headbutt. Tell us how you really feel about "Loveshack."
     
    forever_town, Feb 29, 2008
    #20
  9. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    Tenacious D, Dio and The Darkness are fun if you've got the range.

    If there was karaoke rehab, I'd have been committed by my true friends a year ago. Thank goodness my new location has trivia nights instead of karaoke.
     
    EmbassyRow, Feb 29, 2008
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  10. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Last Saturday, this guy came up to me and goes, "you HAVE to do 'Rehab'."

    A few weeks prior to that, my FATHER suggested I sing "Rehab" at karaoke.

    Guess what song I'm trying this week if I go to karaoke?
     
    forever_town, Feb 29, 2008
    #22
  11. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    If you go, go, go.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Feb 29, 2008
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  12. BRoth

    BRoth Member

    This thread cannot exist without this:

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    BRoth, Feb 29, 2008
    #24
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