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The end of the world..Tucker Carlson to compete on "Dancing with the Stars"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Aug 14, 2006.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    A vast left-wing conspiracy will keep him from winning.
  3. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    You know, that guy was a pretty decent writer...I mean, he was getting published in Esquire and GQ, not just the righty political mags. And he had the whole "hip, young conservative guy" thing going for him. Then he chucked it all away to be a regular on CNN. Real slick...you could have been P.J. O'Rourke. Now, you're just another asshole commentator on TV doing anything to get attention.
  4. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Who's next? Joel Stein?
  5. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Or that stupid fucking bow tie.
  6. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Mark Steyn
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I think Tucker's been getting some serious poom-poom because he lost that goddam bow-tie, tanned up a little, stopped squeezing coal into diamonds through his arsehole, and generally seems to have that just-got-laid grin of late.

    Edit: my brain hasn't been working well lately, hence COCKDIAN-like grammar farts.
  8. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    Tucker Carlson couldn't get laid in a cemetery.
  9. You can take his sorry ass back any time, by the way.
    Giving us Neil Young only goes so far for you hosers.
  10. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    FB, Steyn is all yours. He belongs to the "They used to be Canucks and now we disown them" club.
  11. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Now, Neil Young on "Dancing With The Stars" would probably be worth watching. :D :D
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