The end of the world..Tucker Carlson to compete on "Dancing with the Stars"

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Co...267&call_pageid=968867495754&col=969483191630

And ABC's freefall continues.

And as a teaser, here's a sample of Tucker's moves

 

A vast left-wing conspiracy will keep him from winning.

 

You know, that guy was a pretty decent writer...I mean, he was getting published in Esquire and GQ, not just the righty political mags. And he had the whole "hip, young conservative guy" thing going for him. Then he chucked it all away to be a regular on CNN. Real slick...you could have been P.J. O'Rourke. Now, you're just another asshole commentator on TV doing anything to get attention.

 

Who's next? Joel Stein?

 

Or that stupid fucking bow tie.

 

Mark Steyn

 

I think Tucker's been getting some serious poom-poom because he lost that goddam bow-tie, tanned up a little, stopped squeezing coal into diamonds through his arsehole, and generally seems to have that just-got-laid grin of late.

Edit: my brain hasn't been working well lately, hence COCKDIAN-like grammar farts.

 

Tucker Carlson couldn't get laid in a cemetery.

 

You can take his sorry ass back any time, by the way.
Giving us Neil Young only goes so far for you hosers.

 

FB, Steyn is all yours. He belongs to the "They used to be Canucks and now we disown them" club.

 

Now, Neil Young on "Dancing With The Stars" would probably be worth watching.