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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Diabeetus, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Oooh, refreshments!
     
  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    As if Yankees fans needed another reason to beat the shit out of someone.
     
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I have an idea that should make eleventy billion dollars.

    Make Snuggies out of Sham-Wow material.

    I'll pause a minute to allow you all to collect your blown-ass minds.
     
  4. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Awesome.
     
  5. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    They would get SO heavy from absorbing water from the air, you wouldn't be able to move.
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Babe, people who would buy Snuggies probably don't do a whole lot of activity anyway. :D
     
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Think about it, people!

    NO ONE has to sleep in the wet spot. And your hands are free to answer the phone!
     
  8. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    So would you call it a Shammie or the Snugwow?
     
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Dude, if we're talking wet spot, I don't think the hands are being used for the phone.
     
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Sorry. I meant "answer the phone."

    We could totally make an X-rated infomercial to sell the Snug-Wow.
     
  11. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    I like my Boston Bruins penis cozy with the bear head on the end.
     
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Just don't hire the ShamWow guy. I don't ever want to see him in an X-rated anything.

    Hire Alyssa Milano? :)
     
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