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The Economy

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TigerVols, May 14, 2020.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    A high school friend’s father owned a duplex rental company. A few of us works for him a couple summers. The guy had a huge plot of land outside town and planted some trees all around the perimeter, probably a half-mile worth of it. One of my jobs was to drive a front-end tractor around with a 55-gallon drum full of water in the front and pour buckets of water on the trees. There was a drought that summer so they needed it several days a week.

    One day I was making a U-turn with the front loader down and smacked right into the edge of the road. My big barrel went flying and I about fell off the tractor. I backedd up and saw a huge hole in the road, like two square feet. That part of the blacktop was now in the front loader.

    I saw no one coming so I put the piece back in place and continued on my merry way. For many years I worried that someone would come get me and charge me for fixing the road. Guess they never found out!
     
  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    The Cools who want to save money on basic necessities?
     
  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    You have to forgive Ragu. He’s never been cool.
     
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I'm very cool. I just have no need for basic necessities.
     
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    BREAKING: The Big Ragu admits to not brushing his teeth or using toilet paper.
     
  6. Mngwa

    Mngwa Well-Known Member

    Or food or shelter, both basic necessities.
     
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  7. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    Does he have a basement, a computer with internet access, a microwave and a case of Hot Pockets?
    PWNED, L00surs!
     
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  8. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

  9. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Very small pores, too, no need for showers since he never perspires.
     
  10. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    OscarMadison, maumann and swingline like this.
  11. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

  12. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

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