The dumbest thing you ever heard

Guy on the radio today, ESPN probably, described something relating to the NFL negotiations as "the dumbest thing I ever heard."

Now, seriously, I doubt that.

So, I open this to the panel, what's the dumbest thing you ever heard?

 

Someone admitting they listen to ESPN Radio.

Kidding.

The entire Albert Pujols contract negotiation is up there.

 

Someone on ESPN Radio saying they'd rather have Derek Jeter than Albert Pujols, because Jeter has proven he can hit in the clutch.

 

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

 

The Montreal police opening a criminal investigation to an on-ice hit.

 

You'll have a hard time topping mine.

On the Saturday after Hurricane Katrina, a full FIVE days later, someone from FEMA finally showed up in town and the first words out of his mouth to the mayor were, "what do you need?"

WTF?!

You're an official with a federal relief agency and you've been sitting somewhere with your thumb up your ass for five fucking days while people are in serious suffering and you don't have a clue as to what people need? That was by far the dumbest thing I think I'll ever hear anyone say.

 

"I have a new thread idea."

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/81126/

 

People giving up facebook for Lent.

 

The customer who looked at my name tag and said "Oh, Deborah. Is that your name?".

No lady ... just the name of the left one.

 

Awesome. Well played.

 

Dumbest thing?

Probably when I heard myself tell my wife, "No, that dress doesn't make you look fat. Your big butt makes you look fat."

 

"I want to a sports writer."