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The dumbest thing you ever heard

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HejiraHenry, Mar 11, 2011.

  1. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Guy on the radio today, ESPN probably, described something relating to the NFL negotiations as "the dumbest thing I ever heard."

    Now, seriously, I doubt that.

    So, I open this to the panel, what's the dumbest thing you ever heard?
  2. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Someone admitting they listen to ESPN Radio.


    The entire Albert Pujols contract negotiation is up there.
  3. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Someone on ESPN Radio saying they'd rather have Derek Jeter than Albert Pujols, because Jeter has proven he can hit in the clutch.
  4. Matt1735

    Matt1735 Well-Known Member

    "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
  5. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    The Montreal police opening a criminal investigation to an on-ice hit.
  6. albert77

    albert77 Well-Known Member

    You'll have a hard time topping mine.

    On the Saturday after Hurricane Katrina, a full FIVE days later, someone from FEMA finally showed up in town and the first words out of his mouth to the mayor were, "what do you need?"


    You're an official with a federal relief agency and you've been sitting somewhere with your thumb up your ass for five fucking days while people are in serious suffering and you don't have a clue as to what people need? That was by far the dumbest thing I think I'll ever hear anyone say.
  7. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    "I have a new thread idea."

  8. People giving up facebook for Lent.
  9. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    The customer who looked at my name tag and said "Oh, Deborah. Is that your name?".

    No lady ... just the name of the left one.
  10. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    Awesome. Well played.
  11. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Dumbest thing?

    Probably when I heard myself tell my wife, "No, that dress doesn't make you look fat. Your big butt makes you look fat."
  12. bydesign77

    bydesign77 Active Member

    "I want to a sports writer."
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