The Dumbass Collection

And you thought SMU had trouble with the NCAA.

http://insidehighered.com/news/2008/02/25/smu

 

Thing should be situated at a federal lockup.

 

The problem with the George W. Bush library is that it has only the one book he has completed -- My Pet Goat.

 

I thought this was going to be the running Democrats thread.

 

He's moved on to Dr. Seuss--but that's a big challenge for him.

 

You can't spell "schmuck" without SMU, but not right in a row.

 

My Pet Goat will be the only book available for checkout because everything else will be either redacted or outright shredded.

 

Front and center should be the children's book he kept reading while airplanes were slamming into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon.

 

Talking of dumbasses.

 

Seriously, so the library will have an "institute to sponsor research and programs designed to promote the vision of the president."

So what vision would that be?

The George W. Bush institute for the wrecking of foreign affairs.

The George W. Bush school of hiring incompetent toadies.

The George W. Bush school of never making a misteak.

The George W. Bush school of puppetry (Dick Cheney provost)

 

The George W. Bush Newseum, dedicated to people who don't read newspapers.

 

He's leaving office with a 19 percent approval rating.
He's gonna need a PR operation.