The downside to Mel Gibson's DUI arrest

I just spit my ice tea across my laptop screen

 

Yeah, the visual wasn't as good as the prose on that one, so I changed it.

 

So, anyone else think that a drunken Mel and a "Goosed Up" Clarett, with Israeli mob connections, getting in a car together would lead to insane comedy?


(NOTE: The car should be located on a closed course to prevent the inevitable crash with a bystander.)

 

Screw the closed course. Then you can make it a "reality" show.

 

Or a "buddy" movie.

 

"Hey Maurice, let's go find us some Jews!"
"Sorry, Mel. I'm tied in with the Israeli mob. Let's go get our Goose on."
"Sounds like a good idea. Then we can go after the Jews!"

 

Announcer:

"What happens when a jew-hating actor from Hollywood via Australia teams up with a failed running back who's "Getting his Goose on"?

 

Had to make the minor adjustment. Need to keep that Israeli mob connection in there.

"Hey Maurice, why are you always wearing that black vest?"
"It's bulletproof. I'm scared of the Israeli mob."
"Yeah. I know what you mean. Those Jews are destroying America!"
"No, man. They are just looking for their money."
"Aren't they always?"