The "Did I really just see that?" thread

A 360-pound defensive tackle blocked two field goals today. Never seen that before.

 

Two guys going for broke in a Manhattan alley. They definitely didn't care about anything else.

 

They're for tourists on Michigan Ave., but they stable near Cabrini Green. They go right under my window each night. It's odd to hear the distinctive clip-clop in the middle of the city.

 

Just looking out of the window/smelling the horses' shiiiit

 

It's kind of funny, the one stable is right next to the high end "gentlemen's club" VIP's. And now the big, new Whole Foods has opened across the street from both of them. Interesting block.

 

Here's the topper to the 'Did I really just see that?' thread:

A Yankees fan wrote a complete sentence. Several, in fact.

Surprise of the year.

 

Just received an email from a local concert venue. One of the shows coming up this week is R. Kelly with someone/something called Pleasure P.

Now I'm trying to remember...is R. Kelly one of the guys that likes to pee on people? Or does he just stick to nailing underage girls in the glow of their Easy-Bake Oven?

 

He likes to stick the underage girls.

 

Both.

Second best Chapelle Show skit ever.

 

Number one is Clayton Bigsby?