The "Did I really just see that?" thread

Last night, in less than 30 minutes I saw ...

A dude riding a Harley, while texting.

Another guy wearing an Ed Hardy tee shirt, Wranglers and a Cowboy hat. He weighed at least 300 and was about 5-foot-9.

 

Last week, before walking into the newsroom:

A decomposed cat head under the office steps.

 

you win.

 

Why didn't you feed the fuckin' thing, you bastard?

 

When did the Ed Hardy shirt become part of the douchebag uniform? I see those things everywhere now.

 

It's almost as bad as Affliction t-shirts.

 

Driving on the DC beltway today: On the left shoulder, a guy re-tying a box spring onto the back of his pickup. Normal enough... until a few seconds later, when I see a car pulled over on the right shoulder, with a partially folded mattress wedged underneath it.

 

I recently saw a giant "toothaches suck" sign (ad for a dentist) painted on the side of a building visible from the interstate. Has "suck" become as acceptable as "damn"?

 

Tiger Woods losing a lead in the final round of a major.

 

Bravo, bravo.

 

A pregnant woman smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer while playing pool in a bar in Knoxville, Tenn., last year.

Then again, maybe that's not all that uncommon in east Tennessee ... [/guy from mississippi's gotta pick on someone]

 

I had no idea what an Ed Hardy shirt was until the wife mentioned it a couple weeks ago, saying that Jon character from Jon and Kate wears them all the time. So, for the last few weeks, every time we pass someone who looks like a complete douche, we look at each other and say, "There goes Ed Hardy."

I just re-read that paragraph and realized it's completely unfunny. I guess you have to be there.