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The crazy (and possibly murderous) lady who got up in Joakim Noah's business

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by LongTimeListener, May 10, 2013.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

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    The woman is Filomena Tobias, the widow of a hedge-fund manager and former CNBC manager analyst named Seth Tobias. He died in his pool in Jupiter, and she was investigated before being cleared. At one point her psychic said she confessed to the murder, saying she lured him to the pool with promises of sex with a male stripper named Tiger. Before the death, they shared a fairly all-consuming cocaine habit and a few other lifestyle liberties that the rich can afford; after the death came a huge legal fight for the $300 million estate of Filomena's fourth husband.

    The short version: http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/05/filomena_tobias_heat_middle_fi.php

    The long version: http://nymag.com/news/features/43914/
     
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  2. SixToe

    SixToe Active Member

    She looks like she's gobbled a hedge fund or two in her time.
     
  3. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    The dude with her is apparently her rich soon to be fifth husband. Let's see ...crazy, a cocaine addict, four prior husbands, her psychic ratted her out for killing the fourth ...well, hell yeah! Who wouldn't wanna marry this doll?

    She must be really really good at ..umm, something.
     
  4. cyclingwriter

    cyclingwriter Active Member

    Paul Simon behind her?
     
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    You could park a Prius in there.
     
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  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Her vagina or her mouth?
     
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Was talking about her mouth but you do have a point.

    I imagine the back entry has double doors on it too.
     
  8. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    The black guy (I am assuming he's an usher) has a look like "Damn bitch......you crazy."
     
  9. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    What the hell IS the usher doing? Isn't that what he's there for, to KEEP something like this from happening? What is going on in this world nowadays, doesn't anyone do their job?
     
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I don't think that guy is an usher.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ah, the good door.
     
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I'm sure she's a nice gal and an even better person.
     
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