The crazy (and possibly murderous) lady who got up in Joakim Noah's business

The woman is Filomena Tobias, the widow of a hedge-fund manager and former CNBC manager analyst named Seth Tobias. He died in his pool in Jupiter, and she was investigated before being cleared. At one point her psychic said she confessed to the murder, saying she lured him to the pool with promises of sex with a male stripper named Tiger. Before the death, they shared a fairly all-consuming cocaine habit and a few other lifestyle liberties that the rich can afford; after the death came a huge legal fight for the $300 million estate of Filomena's fourth husband.

The short version: http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/05/filomena_tobias_heat_middle_fi.php

The long version: http://nymag.com/news/features/43914/

 

She looks like she's gobbled a hedge fund or two in her time.

 

The dude with her is apparently her rich soon to be fifth husband. Let's see ...crazy, a cocaine addict, four prior husbands, her psychic ratted her out for killing the fourth ...well, hell yeah! Who wouldn't wanna marry this doll?

She must be really really good at ..umm, something.

 

Paul Simon behind her?

 

You could park a Prius in there.

 

Her vagina or her mouth?

 

Was talking about her mouth but you do have a point.

I imagine the back entry has double doors on it too.

 

The black guy (I am assuming he's an usher) has a look like "Damn bitch......you crazy."

 

What the hell IS the usher doing? Isn't that what he's there for, to KEEP something like this from happening? What is going on in this world nowadays, doesn't anyone do their job?

 

I don't think that guy is an usher.

 

Ah, the good door.

 

I'm sure she's a nice gal and an even better person.