The Cowgirl and The Shocker

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/sioncampus/02/14/sterger.notes/index.html

Two board topics collide. Clearly, Jenn must be getting material from SportsJournalists.com. Explanation of the Shocker in paragraph 3.


Plus, a gratituous picture of Ahmad Rashad--what more can you want?

 

At the risk of outing myself...she'll be in my town Saturday...with Glen Davis being out, getting a peek at the Cowgirl is the only reason to go to the LSU-Florida game, unless you like to watch ass-whippings.

 

The better question is if she likes ass whippings.

 

Giving or receiving?

 

Good point. Those boulders she has in her bra look like they could kill a man if used for evil...

 

At least she's a journalist, no typos:

• Although it has have great talent on the diamond and the court, Wichita State does not boast a football team.

 

And you have to like the Wizard of Oz references in a story from Kansas. You just can't teach originality like that.

 

Did somebody mention "The Shocker"?

 

What's so bad about that? Unless it's some kind of gang signal.

 

It's the Shocker, a variation of a technique also called the One-Man Band.

 

From the "article" -
"The school deemed the hand gesture appropriate only when the thumb was added to the mix. The students seem to have obliged and even encouraged me to get it right."

Wwwhat? Cause the thumb makes it so much less offensive.

 

My thoughts exactly.