The Comedy Central Roast of.......

David Hasshelhoff.

HO-LEE-SHIT.

They will unleash the dogs of hell on this bastard.

 

Yeah, this is going to be epic. Aug. 15. Can't wait.

 

Seth McFarlane is Roastmaster;

This year’s Roasters include Pamela Anderson, Whitney Cummings, Greg Giraldo, George Hamilton, Hulk Hogan, Lisa Lampanelli, Jeffrey Ross and Jerry Springer.

 

Hamilton was on Craig Ferguson last night talking about this. Said it was relentless.

 

For me, nothing will top Ross' performance at the Pamela Anderson roast... just epic.

 

Betty White at Shatner?

 

To Courtney Love:

"How is it possible Kurt Cobain looks better than you?"

 

How bout the line to Flava Flav a couple years ago...can't remember who said it...

"Chris Benoit is a better father than you."

 

Any of the Rhode Island righties who are yee-ha over the $75 million loan giveaway to Curt Schilling (a project in which McFarlane is involved) MUST watch this. The governor's wife, who is a cultural Taliban, will freak and demand her hubby nix the deal.
Hopefully some of those righties got to see Ted Nugent perform at Lupo's last month (hopefully, Gonzo kept "Yank Me Crank Me" and "Spit It Out" in the setlist).
So where's Norm ("Because...Germans...LOVE...David...Hasselhoff") McDonald?

 

I love his reaction too... when Love stands up and gets pissed, he looks at her and screamed "WHAT!?!"

He also pointed out Anna Nicole Smith in the crowd and suggested roasting her next because... "We could do all these same jokes.... plus fat jokes."