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The chocolate candy with a dead guy in the middle

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jul 8, 2009.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Worker at a chocolate plant falls into a vat of the stuff. Co-workers try to pull him out, but he dies when the agitator hits him.
    At least we finally know what's in nougat.

  2. RIP Augustus Gloop
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I give you: The candy lineup.
  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but will Vincent Ludwig find a finger in it at the Angels' game?
  5. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Not making this up (you have to scroll down a bit). I remembered this bit between the Smothers Brothers when I was a kid:

  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Nice pull.
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    If he died a virgin, you'd have a cherry in the middle.
  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    That is just so wrong. And it made me laugh. Damn.
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    To paraphrase Bob McKenzie, "I always thought drowning in beer chocolate would be like heaven. This ain't heaven, this sucks."
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    What a candy ass.
  11. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    I guess they'll have to have a woman die too. Because sometimes you feel like a nut ...
  12. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    ... sometimes you don't. Nicely done.

    Let's all get that fine jingle in our head, shall we?

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