The centerfold will be at half staff

Go have a smoke and a sandwich and come back in an hour and see if you can tease it back to life.

 

Nothing but woodwork, as far as I'm concerned.

 

As long as the articles are available online, then that's fine with me. That's what I read it for anyway.

 

What fun did I ruin? Weiner jokes? Didn't we just do this on the Hung show thread? Don't we do this pretty much any time anything even remotely weiner-related comes up1 on the board? I like ding-dong jokes as much as the next red-blooded American man, but you do it too much, it's as corny as throwing an egg at someone and saying "the YOLK'S on you, yuk yuk yuk!"

I prefer to make fun of the methods of making fun. It's META, which means I'm DEEP AND COMPLICATED.

1 -- SHUT UP.

 

That's what fluffers are for. Are you volunteering your services?

 

This thread does make it easier to get (it)up early.

 

That's hilarious. I just choked on cigarette smoke...and not the good kind of choking...the kind that ends up in your nose and hurts. Ouchy.

 

Considering at least part of Playgirl's audience is gay men, will the site slow down when the web pages stick together?

 

No, but their message board might have more than a few crossthreads.

 

Just as long as there's no crossing of the streams

 

Yeah, we don't need any sword fights breaking out.

 

No. So long as people are careful about shutting their laptops.

And MM said "ding-dong jokes." That's pretty cool.