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The Bryant Gumbel Drinking Game

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Football_Bat, Dec 29, 2007.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The official thread for publishing rules for his new and exciting contest.

    Guaranteed to get you buzzing before the end of the first half.

    I'll start with this: Mispronouncing or misstating a player's name: ONE DRINK.
  2. cougargirl

    cougargirl Active Member

    Not discussing an injured player being carted off the field: Drink until the injured player is acknowledged on-air.
  3. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    If he does another Allen Iverson impression ... (in squeaky voice) "We're talkin' about practice! Practice man!" or if Collinsworth belches on air again like he did during last year's Redskins-Giants game, you have to do a kegstand.
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    If he calls Gene Upshaw an Uncle Tom...game over. You drink until you die.
  5. BigRed

    BigRed Active Member

    If he says "appears to have enough for the first down" when the player is three yards past the yellow 1st-down line... two drinks.
    You'll be wasted by halftime.
  6. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    From the rules I see so far, I'll have to watch this game in a bar. And I still don't think there will be enough booze.
  7. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    If he screws up the name of a team: Drink till you're Irish.
  8. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    And make sure to arrange for a cab ride home. Or perhaps an ambulance.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    And it used to be so much easier in my day: Snapshot -- when the camera shows the ball being snapped, replays and all, you drink a shot of beer. Miss one, drink three. If you can make it to the end of the third quarter, you're a lucky pup.
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I just switched over from the A&M game. Any gaffes yet?
  11. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Yes...as Tom Brady came out for the first time, he said and the Patriots come back on the field for the first time tonight.
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Was that rule violated just now?
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