The Boy Named F-k

Life Ain't Easy For A Basketball Player Named Fuck

 

Well, Fuck.

 

Jersey sales should be pretty high. Especially if #69 were allowed. Alas, 55 is the limit.

 

And just think if he were to transfer.

 

The comments about Fuck are fucking awesome.

 

Coach: Fuck
the future
of this team

 

If he makes the NBA and his team's GM is considering him as part of a multiplayer trade, he'll have to decide whether he can give a Fuck to make the deal.

Then the trade breaks down and the beat writers ask what went wrong, the GM says, "I just couldn't give a Fuck."

 

The stance by the paper to publish his name is pretty bold given the readership that paper has, basically a very conservative area.

“…I’m not interested in somebody parading in front of me their sexual preferences, whether hetero or anything else … I don’t believe it is proper form, I don’t believe it benefits anyone to bring this stuff out in garrish fashion and parade it in the public square.”

Hein added he doesn’t believe a restaurant owner should be obliged to serve a person whether it’s the way he cuts his hair or “any reason.”

In response to the same question, Hillyer said, “a lot of the trouble with the social and moral issues is the people who don’t share our views on these issues are very clever and very sly. They hijack our language — it’s like 1984 newspeak or doublespeak.”

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This former minor-league baseball player sympathizes:

Ethan Faggett Minor League Statistics & History | Baseball-Reference.com

 

When asked to give away his jersey as a promo, the team said "We give no Fucks"

 

When he leads them to the conference title:
FUCK, YEAH!

 

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