The both know what it's like to be separated from a twin...

From the Post:

Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m." Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here.

 

I'm not clever enough to do it, but there's a one-nut joke in there somewehere.

 

From Sheryl Crow to Ashley Olsen... a mother-daughter type combo one at a time...

 

Maybe he's prepping for a comeback and thought she was a syringe?

 

They just showed a clip of Lance Armstrong finishing the NYC Marathon on SportsCenter and one anchor said to the other,

"Where are the Olsen Twins".
The other was like "What?"
"Yeah, didn't you hear, he's dating one of them now?"

Awkward silence.

 

Fantastic thread title, typo aside. But I'm sure ondeadline will freak.