The board is a little boring today ...

Fifth fucking down. Kicked fucking ball. Tyus Fucking Edney not getting his dick knocked in the dirt during that goddamn play they play every fucking year. I'd like to strangle that motherfucker.

 

Mitch. Williams.

Anything else you care to offer? twerp?

 

Surprised I haven't heard Cubs fans waxing poetically about Steve Bartman.

 

Three Words: Hand Of God.



Fucking Argentinians.

 

Scott "mothafuckinpuffyeyeddourfacednonkickingsonuvabitchcocksuckerwiderightgotohell" Norwood

 

That's an impressive middle name, CI.

 

Two of the worst games I've seen as a fan...

1992 Francisco Cabrera's single to LF knocking in Sid Bream from second base to win Game 7 of NLCS. So many things to discuss about the game such as the umpire squeezing the striking zone, Leyland's choice of relievers, Jose Lind's error, and Barry Bonds' weak throw.

1993 David Volek's disgusting wrist shot to beat Tom Barrasso in overtime. It was this series where hockey went from an exciting sport to a clutch-n-grab, garage league with the way the refs allowed Kasparaitis to mug Lemieux. I witnessed the beginning of the end of Kevin Stevens as "THE" power forward of his era with his face first collapse into the ice.

 

The genius of Ned Yost as he was suckered into a beanball war with Tony LaRussa last year in the middle of a pennant race with the Cubs fading. ASSHOLE!

 

Yup.

 

Jack Squirek. Joe Theismann. Marcus Fucking Allen.

 

Long-time Rangers fans will remember the team letting fan favorite Jim Sundberg go in favor of Yost, who sucked big-time. That was part of Doug Rader's Reign of Fail.